cornholio23
I wish just once someone would call me "sir", without adding "you're making a scene".
Apparently I talk to much..
Okay, I don't know what kind of bizarro world my mother is from, but since when is being able to talk to someone for a very long time a bad thing for a relationship?
its not like our conversation consists of personal insults, and we sure as hell don't argue a lot.
Maybe I should worry my mom, by screaming or talking about bizarre ass shit whenever I'm on the phone.
You know, stuff like
"It's MY duct tape! I'll put it wherever I want to!... If it turns me on, you should be happy!"
"Well, I like fantasizing about my ass being an over sized cinnamon roll..."
"What do you want me to say? I'm just not THAT into belly buttons, so I won't do that"
"I already apologized! It's an alpaca with meaning, okay?!" (.. hoping you get its a joke, Bbear)
"Thats what you're SUPPOSED to do with nose hair, baby."
"Under the toilet seat... No.. I have no idea what it was doing there. But I'm glad I found it."
"GRILLED CHEESE!!"
"A midget in a wagon?"
"No, not a mole, HOLE! H-O-L-E... Yes. My HOLE."
Or just when I call start screaming into the phone for about 20 minutes, then hang up.
its not like our conversation consists of personal insults, and we sure as hell don't argue a lot.
Maybe I should worry my mom, by screaming or talking about bizarre ass shit whenever I'm on the phone.
You know, stuff like
"It's MY duct tape! I'll put it wherever I want to!... If it turns me on, you should be happy!"
"Well, I like fantasizing about my ass being an over sized cinnamon roll..."
"What do you want me to say? I'm just not THAT into belly buttons, so I won't do that"
"I already apologized! It's an alpaca with meaning, okay?!" (.. hoping you get its a joke, Bbear)
"Thats what you're SUPPOSED to do with nose hair, baby."
"Under the toilet seat... No.. I have no idea what it was doing there. But I'm glad I found it."
"GRILLED CHEESE!!"
"A midget in a wagon?"
"No, not a mole, HOLE! H-O-L-E... Yes. My HOLE."
Or just when I call start screaming into the phone for about 20 minutes, then hang up.
Hey, the twitter thing is finally gone.
... Shouldn't have been there in the first place.
... Shouldn't have been there in the first place.
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