I wish just once someone would call me "sir", without adding "you're making a scene".

Anybody above the Mason Dixon line needs to read this.


It has come to my attention, from the various way's you all make fun of southerners, that ya'll don't know how to use ya'll.

It's very, VERY simple.
ya'll, is NOT singular. and it does NOT mean "you will".
it means YOU ALL.
is in, "Ya'll don't know how to use ya'll"



Second:
It cannot mean "you all will".
if you want to say you all will. You have to say "Ya'll'll"
a secret southerner word if you will. Don't put to much emphasis on the second 'll, and you'll get it.

Example: "Ya'll'll be lucky if you learn to use 'ya'll'"



There. very simple.