I wish just once someone would call me "sir", without adding "you're making a scene".

our neighbor is like shooting something... i don't know if he's shooting his gun or fireworks... i hate neighbors... ugh... i remember that one guy we used to live next too... he got drunk on the 4th of July, and fell out of his golf cart... i remember him telling us that he had a gun... the cops came... i just can't remember if he shot the damn thing off... it seems like he did... in the air... yeah... crazy drunk neighbor... that would be a good band name...