I wish just once someone would call me "sir", without adding "you're making a scene".

first off, lets get the average person.
his insult is strait up.
and they vary.
a normal, "I dont like him."
to a "FUCK YOU"

you know, honestly, I dont have a problem with this man, he is using natural instincts to get out what he thinks.
he is usually the most simple minded man. not in the bad way. he just knows what is, and isnt, what can, and cannot.

now lets go to a frustrating thinks-he's-smart type.
sarcasm.
I'm sure you people have figured this one out.
the..

"OH! arent WE so BIG! LOOK AT US! arent WE SMART!"
in a loud mocking voice.
the people that use whom, in the wrong way, and the type that says "literally" every other word.
a raging narcissist, or just plain asshole.
the person that thinks they are smart, because they read the wiki page.
the person who signals quotation marks with there hands.


I really dont like these people.
REALLY, dont like them. mostly because they're everywhere.
if you're gonna be a person. dont be this one.




okay, next.
pacifist peta person.
PPP, if you will.

the "save the animals"
and "everything is alright"
smoking weed, neo hippy mother fuckers.
I dont mind these people one bit. but they are usually a branch from what I said up their. the narcissitic, thinks-he's-so smart person.




the fakedd person.
the FAKE ADD person.

the person who is like, "donald rumsfeld is jesus, blue bunnies will take over the world" people.
the people who WATCH ANIME.
and act like they are serisously ADD.
I didnt have a problem making fun of MY disorder, but when people start faking having it to act stupid. thats an insult to me.
they dont really insult...
but, I think they are worth mentioning, because they really bother me.





alright, the most obvious person.
the model jerk.
the model asshole, that we all know and love.
the person that breaks in front of your car. the one who would steal candy from babies, and all that shit.
the person who would get up in your face if you said something to him, and would most likely say something horribly obscene, racist, or anything like that.
the kind of person, that would use beast, as a verb. if you're going for a new age asshole.















to be honest, the narcissitic, sarcastic one bothers me the most. more than the newage asshole. because assholes actually get me angry upfront. its only a sarcastic non-thinking intellectual, who creeps up your skin.. so bad, that you eventually want to kill them with the closest pointy thing to you...
they can be fine. GREAT! to begin with. but its when you really to know them.. and you have that first.. that first little argument. or hint at an argument, that you just want to kill them.
you want to HURT THEM. because they wont present their point of view........ AT FIRST! oh no! they first make fun of yours... so much, SO DAMN Much. so you feel like a complete dumbfuck. or something... and then you hear theirs.. then you cant say anything. because they have that snobby uperhand, that alows them to say whatever they want. because they have you cornered on your stool of not-wikipedia-worshiping bliss.










well, I guess what i'm trying to say is.
FUCK YOU ALL.
I hate you.