I wish just once someone would call me "sir", without adding "you're making a scene".

I daydream, I daydream alot.
A whoooooooole lot.
A hole lot.


one of the most amusing things to daydream about.. for me at least.
Is how I could make a perfectly sound social situation REALLY uncomfortable.

Example:
since I'm usually daydreaming in class i'll go with that,
during the yearly holocaust portion, where they go into deep detail about how much the jewish people suffered, start asking if they really turned them into lampshades.
and then insist on seeing a jew-skin lampshade.

or go into school, and when an obvious question is called, such as "who was the communist dictator who took over after stalin?"
scream out, "Ghandi"
and insist you are right.

another thing I do is I daydream the repercussions of screaming out obscenities in public places.